Muppet alter-ego

You are Statler or Waldorf.
You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others. But only because you are in the balcony seats.

ALSO KNOWN AS:
Those two old guys in the box.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous
QUOTE:
"Get off the stage, you bum!"
LAST BOOKS READ:
"The Art of Insult" and "How To Insult Art"
NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:
Their pacemakers.


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Really, I'm sure this has nothing to do with my perpetual snarky mood of late...