Flaming

I am so stupid.

Why do we slather the kids in sunscreen but ignore ourselves? A few hours at the beach yesterday and now you could fry an egg on my shoulders. I'm already the poster child for skin cancer, you'd think I'd have learned by now. Alas, evidently I have not so I'm sentenced to a few nights trying to figure out how to sleep without any portion of my upper torso making contact with the sheets.



This is not photoshopped, that's the actual colour of my skin. Gross. Can hardly wait until I start peeling.